Vom Maßband ausgepeitscht: Leute verraten auf Twitter ihre dümmsten Unfälle
I got confused and put ear drops, which are supposed to burn through goo, into my dry eyes. The doctor laughed out loud, which I totally did not think they were allowed to do.
— Joseph Menn (@josephmenn) 16. August 2018
When I was 6, I stretched a retractable measuring tape along the length of my house. I let it go, and it shot back across the ground towards me, whipping around like a snake. The metal tip swung up and sliced my finger open.
It was measureably the stupidest thing I’ve done.
— James Coquillat (@robopelican) 16. August 2018