Auf Twitter gestehen User die peinlichsten Gründe, warum sie keinen Partner haben
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That’s nothing @JimmFallon. I had a mouthful of burger when it happened to me. I nodded, mumbled something back to her, started to choke and as I turned around so she couldn’t see my eyes bulging out of their sockets I bent over and farted Hahaha. Beat that fucker ?☘
— Daniel Madden (@danmaddenart) 7. August 2018
When I was in my twenties a girl I worked with (who I liked) told me that I looked nice in the sweater that I was wearing. To which I said, „I like sweaters. Sweaters are warm.“
After that I turned, walked away and went back to my cubicle.— Mike Keller ??️♂️ (@MikeKellerWEEU) 7. August 2018