„Where are my pancakes, penguin?“ – Diese Frau twittert die absurden Dinge, die ihr Freund im Schlaf sagt

„Watch your foot… There’s a bear. ITS GONNA STAB ME.“

— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) 31. Juli 2016

„The pants…. They want to eat the pants.“

— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) 10. August 2016

Him: „I’m gonna give him a fossil.“
Me: „A fossil?“
Him: „Yeah, a fuck-you-saurus.“

— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) 23. August 2016

Him: „No no fuck shit fuck this FUCK.“
Me: „What?“
Him: „I fucking hate the fridge man.“

— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) 27. August 2016